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The ability to speak several languages is an asset but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
When I was a kid and I wanted to be older, this shit was not what I expected.
Strong people don’t put others down… They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
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