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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Kill Them With Kindness And Then Fart As You Walk Away.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Mario, i wasted my childhood to save your bitch.
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