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My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I Had Bad Luck With Both MY Wives, The First One Left Me The Second One Didn’t.
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.
It’s always the same question about bad luck. It’s nothing I can change.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
When boys get jealous it’s kinda cute. But when girls get jealous.. it’s world war III is about to start.
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