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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Knowledge of languages is the doorway to wisdom.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
When boys get jealous it’s kinda cute. But when girls get jealous.. it’s world war III is about to start.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
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