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Single Bells Single Bells single all the way, on what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yah!
I’m sorry I was so rude before, but it’s difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants. – Dave Buznik
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I Had Bad Luck With Both MY Wives, The First One Left Me The Second One Didn’t.
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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