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Tags: Being Single Quotes, Funny Quotes
The ability to speak several languages is an asset but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish LAUGHING.
Being single is better than being in a bad relationship.
Believe in love. Hope for love. Pray for love. But don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.
My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Kill Them With Kindness And Then Fart As You Walk Away.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Mario, i wasted my childhood to save your bitch.
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