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My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
Against change of fortune set a brave heart.
Dear bad luck I am very sorry to tell you this please let’s break up.
Because it’s his bad luck to be the best.
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