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The ability to speak several languages is an asset but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish LAUGHING.
My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Strong people don’t put others down… They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Mario, i wasted my childhood to save your bitch.
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