Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Published on March 11, 2016 , under Quotes
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I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Published on February 28, 2016 , under Quotes
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I Had Bad Luck With Both MY Wives, The First One Left Me The Second One Didn’t.
Published on February 28, 2016 , under Quotes
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Published on February 28, 2016 , under Quotes
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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems, you’re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
Published on February 28, 2016 , under Quotes
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My luck is so bad if i bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Published on February 25, 2016 , under Quotes
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Published on February 23, 2016 , under Quotes
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