A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

I miss my childhood, where the hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play.

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The First 40 Years Of Childhood Are Always The Hardest.

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Do not take life too seriously – you will never get out of it alive.

Source: A Thousand & One Epigrams: Selected from the Writings of Elbert Hubbard (1911); page: 74.

Humor Is The Ability To See Three Sides To One Coin.