I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.

Source: Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can’t (2010)

One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

Source: This quote is from “There Are Two Typos Of People In This World” by Jarod Kintz.