There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.

There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says “yes” you know he is a crook.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Note: Often attributed to Groucho Marx, but in the earliest source found for this quote it was quoted anonymously.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Source: In June 1954 a column titled “Inside TV” by Eve Starr was published in a North Carolina newspaper, and Starr reported on two jokes told by Groucho Marx during his show. Boldface has been added: Groucho quips: “It takes a heap of spending to make a house a home.” His best advice to contestants Read More…

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Source: In June 1954 a column titled “Inside TV” by Eve Starr was published in a North Carolina newspaper, and Starr reported on two jokes told by Groucho Marx during his show. Boldface has been added: Groucho quips: “It takes a heap of spending to make a house a home.” His best advice to contestants Read More…

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Source: In June 1954 a column titled “Inside TV” by Eve Starr was published in a North Carolina newspaper, and Starr reported on two jokes told by Groucho Marx during his show. Boldface has been added: Groucho quips: “It takes a heap of spending to make a house a home.” His best advice to contestants Read More…

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Source: In June 1954 a column titled “Inside TV” by Eve Starr was published in a North Carolina newspaper, and Starr reported on two jokes told by Groucho Marx during his show. Boldface has been added: Groucho quips: “It takes a heap of spending to make a house a home.” His best advice to contestants Read More…