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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you’re an asshole.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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