60+ Top Fool Quotes And Sayings
Fool is a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person.
1. If a man is a fool, you don’t train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.
Desmond Bagley
2. Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools
Anonymous
3. Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving
Anonymous
4. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston Churchill
5. There's no fool like an old fool
Anonymous
6. Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde
7. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
Anonymous
8. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
9. A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
10. He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Jim Elliot
11. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln
12. If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved
Anonymous
13. You can't separate a fool from their foolishness. You gotta separate yourself from that fool
Anonymous
14. I had my heart set on you, but nothing else hurts like you do, who knew that love was so cruel? And I’ve waited and waited so long, for someone who’ll never come home. It’s my fault to think you’d be true, I’m just a fool
Anonymous
15. Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you
Anonymous
16. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
17. Being fooled does not make you a fool. You only become a fool when you continuously fall for the same shit
Anonymous
18. It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
Al Pacino
19. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning
Anonymous
20. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
21. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
Anonymous
22. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken
23. In life, each of us must sometimes play the fool
Anonymous
24. Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you
Anonymous
25. Arguing with a fool proves there are two
Anonymous
26. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
Anonymous
27. We're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not So We Might As Well Dance
Anonymous
28. Don't make a fool of yourself being faithful to someone who isn't
Anonymous
29. Never let your loyalty make a fool of you
Anonymous
30. Am I a fool1 I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.
Kenneth Lay
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31. Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools
Anonymous
32. One Fool Makes Many
Anonymous
33. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do
Anonymous
34. Sometimes you have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you
Anonymous
35. Only a fool trips on what is behind him
Anonymous
36. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
37. Ladies, some guys are always casting for someone to play the fool, make sure you're not auditioning
Anonymous
38. Silence is the best response to a fool
Anonymous
39. Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
John Dryden
40. The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
Larry Niven
41. When A Fool Tries To Delude A Wise Person The Fool Will Always Be Exposed
Anonymous
42. No one is a fool always, everyone sometimes
Anonymous
43. Busy old fool, unruly sun,. Why dost thou thus,. Through windows, and through curtains call on us1 Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run?
John Donne
44. It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
Mark Twain
45. A fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart
Anonymous
46. A Fool Gives Full Vent To His Anger But A Wise Man Keeps Him Self Founder control
Anonymous
47. Everyone has been teasing me, Well, you definitely have the prettiest car here.
Kevin Harvick
48. Let fools believe what fools believe.
Janet Morris
49. A wise man confesses his wrong a fool defends it
Anonymous
50. Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem
51. A fool and his money are soon parted.
Thomas Tusser
52. Only a genius can play a fool.
Michael Rapaport
53. Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet
Anonymous
54. Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord, & free themselves from the fools
Anonymous
55. Every man has two men in him. A King and a fool. How do you know when you've found a Queen1 When she speaks to the King in you
Anonymous
56. Fools show their annoyance at once, but the prudent overlook an insult
Anonymous
57. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will
Anonymous
58. One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool
Anonymous
59. You can't fool all the people all the time
60. Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
Archibald Alexander
There is only one way to foolproof anything…. remove the fool.
Another way to piggyback off of the Lincoln quote:
They told me you were a fool, but I didn’t believe them. Then you opened your mouth and removed all doubt.