60+ Top Fool Quotes And Sayings

Published on October 30, 2016 , under Quotes
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Fool is a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person.

1. If a man is a fool, you don’t train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.
Desmond Bagley
If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times ... Desmond Bagley

2. Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools
Anonymous
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools

3. Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving
Anonymous
Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving

4. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston Churchill
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. Winston Churchill

5. There's no fool like an old fool
Anonymous
There's no fool like an old fool

6. Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. Oscar Wilde

7. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
Anonymous
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools

8. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare

9. A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

10. He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Jim Elliot
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. Jim Elliot

11. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Abraham Lincoln

12. If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved
Anonymous
If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved

13. You can't separate a fool from their foolishness. You gotta separate yourself from that fool
Anonymous
You can't separate a fool from their foolishness. You gotta separate yourself from that fool

14. I had my heart set on you, but nothing else hurts like you do, who knew that love was so cruel? And I’ve waited and waited so long, for someone who’ll never come home. It’s my fault to think you’d be true, I’m just a fool
Anonymous
I had my heart set on you. But nothing else hurts like you do. Who knew that love was so cruel ..

15. Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you
Anonymous
Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you

16. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate.. Douglas Adams

17. Being fooled does not make you a fool. You only become a fool when you continuously fall for the same shit
Anonymous
Being fooled does not make you a fool. You only become a fool when you continuously fall for the same shit

18. It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
Al Pacino
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart. Al Pacino

19. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning
Anonymous
What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning

20. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln

21. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
Anonymous
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

22. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken

23. In life, each of us must sometimes play the fool
Anonymous
In life, each of us must sometimes play the fool

24. Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you
Anonymous
Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you

25. Arguing with a fool proves there are two
Anonymous
Arguing with a fool proves there are two

26. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
Anonymous
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

27. We're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not So We Might As Well Dance
Anonymous
We're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not So We Might As Well Dance

28. Don't make a fool of yourself being faithful to someone who isn't
Anonymous
Don't make a fool of yourself being faithful to someone who isn't

29. Never let your loyalty make a fool of you
Anonymous
Never let your loyalty make a fool of you

30. Am I a fool1 I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.
Kenneth Lay
Am I a fool1 I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled. Kenneth Lay

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31. Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools
Anonymous
Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools

32. One Fool Makes Many
Anonymous
One Fool Makes Many

33. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do
Anonymous
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do

34. Sometimes you have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you
Anonymous
Sometimes you have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you

35. Only a fool trips on what is behind him
Anonymous
Only a fool trips on what is behind him

36. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams

37. Ladies, some guys are always casting for someone to play the fool, make sure you're not auditioning
Anonymous
Ladies, some guys are always casting for someone to play the fool, make sure you're not auditioning

38. Silence is the best response to a fool
Anonymous
Silence is the best response to a fool

39. Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
John Dryden
Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury. John Dryden

40. The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
Larry Niven
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools. Larry Niven

41. When A Fool Tries To Delude A Wise Person The Fool Will Always Be Exposed
Anonymous
When A Fool Tries To Delude A Wise Person The Fool Will Always Be Exposed

42. No one is a fool always, everyone sometimes
Anonymous
No one is a fool always, everyone sometimes

43. Busy old fool, unruly sun,. Why dost thou thus,. Through windows, and through curtains call on us1 Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run?
John Donne
Busy old fool, unruly sun,. Why dost thou thus,. Through windows, and through curtains call on us1 Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run1. John Donne

44. It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
Mark Twain
It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain

45. A fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart
Anonymous
A fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart

46. A Fool Gives Full Vent To His Anger But A Wise Man Keeps Him Self Founder control
Anonymous
A Fool Gives Full Vent To His Anger But A Wise Man Keeps Him Self Founder control

47. Everyone has been teasing me, Well, you definitely have the prettiest car here.
Kevin Harvick
Everyone has been teasing me, Well, you definitely have the prettiest car here. Kevin Harvick

48. Let fools believe what fools believe.
Janet Morris
Let fools believe what fools believe. Janet Morris

49. A wise man confesses his wrong a fool defends it
Anonymous
A wise man confesses his wrong a fool defends it

50. Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. Sholom Aleichem

51. A fool and his money are soon parted.
Thomas Tusser
A fool and his money are soon parted. Thomas Tusser

52. Only a genius can play a fool.
Michael Rapaport
Only a genius can play a fool. Michael Rapaport

53. Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet
Anonymous
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet

54. Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord, & free themselves from the fools
Anonymous
Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord, & free themselves from the fools

55. Every man has two men in him. A King and a fool. How do you know when you've found a Queen1 When she speaks to the King in you
Anonymous
Every man has two men in him. A King and a fool. How do you know when you've found a Queen1 When she speaks to the King in you

56. Fools show their annoyance at once, but the prudent overlook an insult
Anonymous
Fools show their annoyance at once, but the prudent overlook an insult

57. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will
Anonymous
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will

58. One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool
Anonymous
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool

59. You can't fool all the people all the time
You can't fool all the people all the time

60. Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
Archibald Alexander
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it. Archibald Alexander

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2 Responses to “60+ Top Fool Quotes And Sayings”
  1. John Lofgren says:

    There is only one way to foolproof anything…. remove the fool.

  2. Barbara C Johnson says:

    Another way to piggyback off of the Lincoln quote:
    They told me you were a fool, but I didn’t believe them. Then you opened your mouth and removed all doubt.

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