i think sleeping was my problem in school. if school had started at four in the afternoon, i’d be a college graduate today. george foreman

laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. anthony burgess

never go to bed mad. stay up and fight. phyllis diller

i feel sorry for people who don’t drink. when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re goind to feel all day. frank sinatra

some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. when you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. george carlin

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the lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won i get much sleep. woody allen

everyone should have kids. they are the greatest joy in the world. but they are alson terrorists. you’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

a day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. terri guillemets

the very last person you think about right before you fall asleep. that’s who your heart belongs to

death so called is a thing which makes men weep, and yet a third of live is passed in sleep. lord byran

i’m in love with my bed but my alarm clock won’t let us be together

when my baby is sleeping, that’s when i think, wow, i made that

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i love sleep. my life has the tendency to fall apart when i’m awake, you know. ernest hemingway

before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean hurt

sleep baby sleep. thy father’s watching the sheep. thy mother’s shaking the dreamland tree, and down drops a little dream for thee. elizabeth prentiss