60 Best Smoking Quotes & Sayings

Published on September 15, 2016 , under Quotes
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1. Congratulations on almost quitting smoking.
Anonymous
Congratulations on almost quitting smoking

2. Smoking helps you relax
Anonymous
Smoking helps you relax

3. I enjoy it (smoking). It makes me feel good. It helps me relax.
Anthony Clark
I enjoy it (smoking). It makes me feel good. It helps me relax. Anthony Clark

4. Smoking doesn't make you cool, sorry.
Anonymous
Smoking doesn't make you cool, sorry.

5. There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron.
Anonymous
There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron

6. Want To Stop Smoking Just Learn To Love Yourself. Clyde
Lofton Hunter Iii
Want To Stop Smoking Just Learn To Love Yourself. Clyde Lofton HUnter Iii

7. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain

8. Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills i want you to know that,something is already killing him.
Anonymous
Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills i want you to know that,something is already killing him

9. Giving up smoking is easy…I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is easy…I've done it hundreds of times. Mark Twain

10. I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.
Marjane Satrapi
I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell. Marjane Satrapi

11. Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
Anonymous
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

12. Cigarettes Are A Classy Way To Commit Suiside.
Kurt Vonnegut
Cigarettes Are A Classy Way To Commit Suiside. Kurt Vonnegut

13. Quit Smoking Or Die Trying
Anonymous
Quit Smoking Or Die Trying

14. Gift your lungs fresh air not tar. Gift your body exercise not bad health. Gift your lips kisses not cigarette butts. Gift yourself a life not death.
Anonymous
Gift your lungs fresh air not tar. Gift your body exercise not bad health. Gift your lips kisses not cigarette butts. Gift yourself a life not death

15. Smoking is a habit that drains your money and kills you slowly, one puff after another. Quit smoking, start living.
Anonymous
Smoking is a habit that drains your money and kills you slowly, one puff ...

16. Smoking is bad, but the reason I smoke is worse.
Anonymous
Smoking is bad, but the reason I smoke is worse.

17. A burnt cigarette ash said… A burnt … ash said,Today its me, because of you ! but Tomorrow its you, because of me!! . Quit smoking before smoking quits you
Anonymous
A burnt cigarette ash said… A burnt ... ash said,Today its me, because of you ! but Tomorrow its you, because of me!! . Quit smoking before smoking quits you

18. Only a fool would put his lips at the other end of a burning fire
Anonymous
Only a fool would put his lips at the other end of a burning fire

19. Every time you light up a cigarette, you are saying that your life isn't worth living
Anonymous
Every time you light up a cigarette, you are saying that your life isn't worth living

20. I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.
Christine Lahti
I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar. Christine Lahti

21. Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.
Anthony Liccione
Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you. Anthony Liccione

22. You wouldn’t let your child smoke” and goes on to add “Like smoking, eating meat increases the risk of heart disease and cancer.
Anonymous
You wouldn't let your child smoke' and goes on to add 'Like smoking, eating meat increases the risk of heart disease and ...

23. Quit smoking today and save your precious New Year's Resolution for something better
Anonymous
Quit smoking today and save your precious New Year's Resolution for something better

24. I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
Albert Einstein
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. Albert Einstein

25. Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
Anonymous
Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

26. The best way to stop smoking is to just stop- no ifs and butts.
Edith Zittler
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop- no ifs and butts. Edith Zittler

27. Cigarette,A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between
Anonymous
Cigarette,A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between

28. The smell of smoke just makes me miss you even more.
Anonymous
The smell of smoke just makes me miss you even more.

29. A Smoking Punch Is Something You Couldn't See Coming
Anonymous
A Smoking Punch Is Something You Couldn't See Coming

30. May be smoking is interesting But KILLS
Anonymous
May be smoking is interesting But KILLS

31. Smoking to me is like suicide it is death in anticipation.
Anonymous
Smoking to me is like suicide it is death in anticipation.

32. Don't let being on a ventilator ultimately become the reason why you eventually quit smoking. Save your lungs while you can
Anonymous
Don't let being on a ventilator ultimately become the reason why you eventually quit smoking. Save your lungs while you can

33. Sometimes, loving is like smoking a cigarette. They won’t stop smoking til they reach the filter; and when they are already done and satisfied, they’ll not just drop you, they’ll even step on you!
Anonymous
Sometimes, loving is like smoking a cigarette. They won't stop smoking til they reach the filter; and when they are already done and satisfied, they'll not just drop ...

34. An analysis of the effectiveness of interventions intended to help people stop smoking
Anonymous
An analysis of the effectiveness of interventions intended to help people stop smoking

35. Smoking kills – That's my goal. I smoke because I know it's bad for me.
Anonymous
Smoking kills - That's my goal. I smoke because I know it's bad for me.

36. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

37. The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches
Anonymous
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches

38. Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
Anonymous
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking

39. I do not support a total smoking ban.
Mike Marsden
I do not support a total smoking ban. Mike Marsden

40. Cigarettes are better than girls – both of them burn your heart, at least the former you can touch with your lips
Anonymous
Cigarettes are better than girls - both of them burn your heart, at least the former you can touch with your lips

41. One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying
Anonymous
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying

42. SMOKE BLUNTS RIP BONGS ENJOY LIFE
Anonymous
SMOKE BLUNTS RIP BONGS ENJOY LIFE

43. I am quitting a boy like some people quit smoking. I am not quitting smoking.
Marie Helene Bertino
I am quitting a boy like some people quit smoking. I am not quitting smoking. Marie Helene Bertino

44. Growing evidence that secondhand smoke is causing cancers and a range of other health problems in pets
Anonymous
Growing evidence that secondhand smoke is causing cancers and a range of other health problems in pets

45. It Takes Your Breath Away So Quit No Smoking Day
Anonymous
It Takes Your Breath Away So Quit No Smoking Day

46. Cigarettes Are Killers That Travel In Packs
Anonymous
Cigarettes Are Killers That Travel In Packs.

47. I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. Mark Twain

48. I don't smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality even more
Anonymous
I don't smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality even more

49. I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
Hank Sauer
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. Hank Sauer

50. I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Anonymous
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

51. Smoking is like committing suicide… Quit smoking and give life a chance.
Anonymous
Smoking is like committing suicide... Quit smoking and give life a chance.

52. A great ashtray for people trying to stop smoking
Anonymous
A great ashtray for people trying to stop smoking

53. Smoking is bad for you. You don’t have to take my word for that. Just look a package of cigarettes and see what it says. We don’t regard smoking as an acceptable method of delivery for a medicine.
Mark Rogerson
Smoking is bad for you. You don't have to take my word for that. Just look a package of cigarettes... Mark Rogerson

54. This is the smoking gun.
Bonnie Buratti
This is the smoking gun. Bonnie Buratti

55. You're Cute I want to Smoke a Blunt with You
Anonymous
You're Cute I want to Smoke a Blunt with You

56. If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.
Munia Khan
If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies. Munia Khan

57. Exercising is one of the best ways to motivate yourself to quit smoking. It is when you will truly realize how cigarettes have made you weaker. It will be difficult but you will need to remind yourself of the prize at the end of the journey – a sexy body and a better life.
Anonymous
Exercising is one of the best ways to motivate yourself to quit smoking. It is when you will truly realize how cigarettes have made you weaker. It will be difficult but ...

58. It ruins your life,Her life,And their lives
Anonymous
It ruins your life,Her life,And their lives

59. Dying From Smoking Is Rarely Quick And Never Painless
Anonymous
Dying From Smoking Is Rarely Quick And Never Painless

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